This new feature is for everyone out there who has ever wanted to beat me, or any other nerd for that matter, over the head with a really hard object.  What a great stress reliever!  Lord knows I've taken enough lumps in real life... now is your chance to give me a few in virtual reality.  Just choose your weapon to the left, then click the button beneath my pic to brain me as many times as you wish.  Have fun!

You've brained "the Brain" times today!
You've brained "the Brain" over all!